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'Authors' play a cute prank on PublishAmerica

 Would they publish the worst book ever written?

To dispel PublishAmerica's statements that they are a "traditional publisher" and claims that they inspect submitted books for quality like a true traditional publisher does, such as...

If indeed you have been dreaming of getting published, and you want us to review your work, please fill out the form below and let us know who you are and what you have written. Your manuscript will be reviewed by our Acquisitions staff, who will determine whether your work has what this book publisher is looking forhttp://www.publishamerica.com/authorinfo.htm

...a collection of SFWA authors (and, ahem, non-authors) concocted to write a very poorly written book. Under "direction" of James D. Macdonald, each author was given minimal information from which to write a chapter (with no idea of the chapter's location in the book, time of year, background of the characters, what the plot was, etc.), and encouraged to write poorly. It's a truly awful book, a serious contender for Absolute Worst Book Ever Written. The result was submitted "for review" by PublishAmerica to see if "has what this book publisher is looking for." It did. PublishAmerica offered a contract.

Here's the book, "Atlanta Nights" by "Travis Tea" (say the author's name quickly...) Be aware, as Allen Steele has said, "A note of caution: reading this thing may cause temporary brain damage."

The manuscript itself (PDF)

The acceptance letter from PublishAmerica (PDF)

The contract offered by PublishAmerica (PDF)

TravisTea.com - Travis's official web site

The press release at PRweb

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The Ultimate Zen Experience

 

 

The 4-Chord Song

 

 

Metallica: Enter Sandman

 

 

Evil Clown Department

 

Want to scare the Bejezus out of your kid as a novel birthday treat? Sure! Hire Dominic the Evil Clown.

Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.
He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.
But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.
He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.
‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

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Helpful Flowchart

 

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Zen Signs

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Obama will NOT send the nukes if your computer gets hacked


Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann 'Enthrall' Minnesota Rally!

The Minnesota Republican opened her remarks by attacking the president’s recent decision to narrow the conditions under which the United States would use nuclear arms.

“If, in fact, there is a nation who is compliant with all the rules ahead of time…if they fire against the United States a nuclear weapon, a biological weapon or maybe a cyber attack, we won’t be firing back with nuclear weapons,” Bachmann insisted.

“Doesn’t that make us feel safe?” she asked to a laughing audience.

Haw Haw. Fast forward now...and here's Chris Matthews doing the 'Hardball' with Nazi Pat Buchanan:


Matthews: She was saying that if we get hit with a cyberattack we should strike back with nuclear…

Buchanan: Well I see, you mean just computers. Do they mean computers?

Matthews: Yeah, that’s what she means.

Buchanan: or the attack in the atmosphere which?…

Matthews: No, no, no. She’s talking about cyberattack.

Buchanan: If they hack into your computer?

Matthews: If something is happening to our computer system, we just strike with nuclear weapons.

Buchanan: I don’t think I’d strike with nuclear weapons if they hacked into my computer, no.

Jeebus help us if the Terrists hack into Pat Buchanan's computer. 

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The Tea Party Rap

 

 


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